Archive | March, 2013

Bieber’s baby Kate

16 Mar

To celebrate Justin Bieber’s birthday, we had a baby. A lot of planning went into it to get the timing right, but after nine months slowly baking in the oven, Kate Charlotte Aston, arrived just on time, on Saturday 2nd March at 5.30pm. She weighed in at 8lb 14oz but she’s really self-conscious about it so to all you beliebers, don’t go hatin’.

And I was like
Baby, baby, baby ooh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ooh
Thought you’d always be mine, mine.

The end.