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Camel is the colour, originally uploaded by benaston.

Camel is the colour. Have you even heard ‘camel’ as a colour before? According to Debenhams, it’s the colour of the season.

Last time I checked it was beige, that’s now sooooo 2009.

Fool.

Angelina Jolie is Salt, originally uploaded by benaston.

This ad is brilliant. It cleverly presents the viewer with an intriguing question; ‘Who is Salt?’

Can anyone hazard a wild guess at who Salt is?

I won’t give it away; you can watch the film and Salt’s identity will be revealed. I’ll give you a clue though – her name begins with an A.

If you’ve seen Bourne Identity, you’ve pretty much seen this already – there’s a twist though; it’s about a girl called Salt, not a boy called Bourne.

Wait for the DVD.

I’m particularly looking forward to getting some of those orange speedos.

Agile.

Cucumber cashew, originally uploaded by benaston.

One day, a young cucumber saw a cashew nut and said to himself; ‘when I grow up, I want to be a cashew.’ This is as far as he’s got.