Archive | August, 2010

Camel shopping

25 Aug

Camel is the colour, originally uploaded by benaston.

Camel is the colour. Have you even heard ‘camel’ as a colour before? According to Debenhams, it’s the colour of the season.

Last time I checked it was beige, that’s now sooooo 2009.

Fool.

Angelina Jolie is Salt

19 Aug

Angelina Jolie is Salt, originally uploaded by benaston.

This ad is brilliant. It cleverly presents the viewer with an intriguing question; ‘Who is Salt?’

Can anyone hazard a wild guess at who Salt is?

I won’t give it away; you can watch the film and Salt’s identity will be revealed. I’ll give you a clue though – her name begins with an A.

If you’ve seen Bourne Identity, you’ve pretty much seen this already – there’s a twist though; it’s about a girl called Salt, not a boy called Bourne.

Wait for the DVD.

When I grow up, I want to be a pole dancer

18 Aug

I’m particularly looking forward to getting some of those orange speedos.

Agile.

Cucumber cashew

5 Aug



Cucumber cashew, originally uploaded by benaston.

One day, a young cucumber saw a cashew nut and said to himself; ‘when I grow up, I want to be a cashew.’ This is as far as he’s got.