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June 2009

My first graze box arrives

By | Reviews | No Comments – nature delivered, originally uploaded by benaston.

A delicious combo of pineapple, cranberries and a fruit and nut combo arrived at my desk this morning. The concept is great; you go to their pretty website,, choose the healthy things you like, and as if by magic, the snacks arrive on your desk the next morning for you to graze on throughout the day.

You get to choose how many deliveries you want during the week, but at £2.99 a box, they’re not exactly priced for a recession. The good thing is, if you go to the site and use this code, L3GLPMRE, you’ll get your first graze box for free.

Bargain grazing.

NFU issues advice to Blunkett after cow attack incident

By | Conjecture | 5 Comments

In a career spanning more than 20 years, Blunkett has enjoyed more than his fair share of cabinet resignations. So one can only imagine he was more than a little disappointed not to be joining the throngs of cabinet ministers handing in their resignations and the ensuing media spotlight.

Cue a cow (artists impression only), Blunkett, Sadie, his trusty dog, and a field. The scene is set for some much deserved media coverage.

I can’t imagine it’s a particularly frequent occurrence that people, especially blind people walking their dogs, get attacked by cows as they’re rambling through the countryside. But that’s what happened in a series of events which one can only assume was masterminded by Blunkett himself.

Allegedly, whilst innocently ambling along with Sadie, in the wilds of Sheffield, Blunkett was attacked by a stampeding pantomime cow. The article leaves a little to the imagination, but you’d be forgiven for thinking he bravely tried to defend the cow from his dog and in the process, broke a few ribs and earned those highly sought column inches.

So it’s probably not very often either that the NFU is given the opportunity by the BBC to issue a statement on blind politicians walking their dogs who get attacked by cows. The advice seems a little more anecdotal than considered; “…let the dog off the lead so it can run away because obviously a dog can run faster than you. The next thing to do is to get quite quickly to the edge of the field, collect the dog and leave.”

I do wonder if the pratt (that’s Alison Pratt) in giving her advice to ‘others who might find themselves in a similar position (yes, that’s blind politicians walking their guide dogs in fields with cows) gave any thought to the fact that without Sadie, (who in accordance with her advice, would have been dispatched to run away) Blunkett might have found it a bit difficult to get ‘quite quickly’ to the edge of the field by himself without incurring the cow’s wrath again.


Superhero skills

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I think it’s probably time I learnt some skills. I think I’m lacking in them.

Ok, so I’ve got computer skills, haircutting skills (debateable) and have recently been able to add ‘can make mince pies’ to my list of skills, but this is the kind of video that makes me wonder why it is that I never learnt to jump into moving cars.

These really are basic skills that every man should know.

Must learn skills.

The ten pound Classic Menu from Pizza Express – A moral dilemma

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It’s nice to see Pizza Express wading into the fray over ministerial expenses with their proposition that their £10 meal deal is such good value that no one would notice if you slipped it in under expenses.

If we’re going to complain about Hogg’s moat, we need to be mindful of the application of our integrity to our pizzas too.

How serious.